Well that's chalked up to two now. Now he's starving, exhausted, and stinky! What does he do? Not go eat. Not go take a shower. And not go to sleep.
"Mom, can you read me a bedtime story?"
"Sure kiddo!"
Trista, you are so oblivious to this boys actual needs!
"What was that?"
Nothing, go ahead read him the fricking story, I can't stop you anyways.
Garlic was at work and caught news of how his son grew up and it put him into delusional overdrive. Being at work, he couldn't very well pull out his trusty paper bag, so he ended up having to head to the hospital when he got off.
Better?
"Better, the voices are still secure!"
Pepper wasn't the smartest cookie in the pack, let me tell you. He never took care of his pressing needs first. Always took care of the not so important ones, then the ones that could kill him! On top of that, he never ate the good food. Garlic, cooked and cooked, always putting something fresh in the fridge. What does Pepper do? Always grab the most raunchy thing, and eats it.
"It was. (barffff) still good!"
Yes, it shows by your constant tummy ache.
The boy was as insane as his father, not so delusional, but just as insane.
"Woof, woof, woof!I'm a puppy!"
"All hail! I am the king of Dogtopia!"
This would be fine if he didn't do this continually. He's a cute one, but kind of annoying at the same time. He doesn't do his homework, doesn't skill, just plays and acts insane constantly.
Birthdays arrived in the Buffet house, both Trista and Garlic were set to age up on the same day. Garlic was at work the whole day, so at home nothing special was going on. Trista finally aged up on her own in the hallway with Pepper cheering her on.
Garlic worked until 9pm and then headed home. He knew what was waiting for him when he walked in the door.
"Woooooo it's your birthday!"
This causes Garlic to have an insanity moment.
"Did I grow a third eye? The voices said I'd get a third eye."
No! Why would you even. never mind, no you didn't
"Aww I wanted a third eye!"
Next up was Olive's birthday. She did get attention while an infant, but she did what most babies do, sleep, eat and poop, so pictures didn't happen.
Awww she's cute!
By this time, Pepper still had yet to go to school. His grade was a C at this point, and so Garlic had to intervene.
"Do you want your brain to be zombiefied?"
"No."
"Are you sure? You could walk around like this!"
Garlic! You are suppose to be encouraging him to go to school, not making it look like being stupid is cool!
"Oh yeah, sorry about that! Pepper, get your butt to school!"
And he did. or so I thought, till he came home. I have no idea where this boy spent his day! He left on the school bus in the morning, after his dad had a talk with him. But when he came home, Trista, was all over him about skipping school, and he was wearing his make believe outfit. Dammit Pepper! Trista did however jump his shit and he got in a whole bunch of trouble. he had to help clean the house. Really? That was the punishment? Big scary Trista there!
Spring was here and the festival had arrived. I thought I'd have them head over to enjoy a family outing. Plus I hadn't ever had them hunt eggs before and thought Pepper might enjoy it.
"It's raining."
I know, I'm sorry, it's not my fault they held the festival in the rain.
"The voices do not like this, they think water is the devil!"
Garlic, just go hunt for eggs!
Pepper apparently didn't like being at the festival, neither did Trista. They just stood there in the rain not enjoying themselves. I had to have Garlic egg hunt instead. He, of coarse didn't mind this one bit.
"(gasps) Look what I found!"
Yay! Pick it up!
Oh pretty basket, Garlic!
He hunted a bit longer, but Trista and Pepper were so miserable we had to cut it short.
"Mom, I'm soaked, I just want to go home!"
"Me too Pepper, me too."
Fine you spoiled sports, go home then!
Garlic didn't get much from his egg hunt, but he did get this fancy egg worth $500. They could use the money, but it was pretty, so I decided to keep it instead of sell it.
Torch Holders - 1
Fullfilling LTW -
Births - 2
Twins - (Have to do fertility treatment 3, 6, and 9 generation)
Triplets -
Quads -
Acheiving Honor Roll -
Passing Out -
Self Wetting - 2
Sims Failing School -
Social Worker Visits -
Fire - 1
Fights -
Accidental Deaths -
Having NP spouse reach top of career -
Every 100,000 - Not sure if I'll keep this one yet.
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