"Oh no, watch out!"
Boy, glad you're not on the real road!
"Get off the sidewalk!"
We start this update with Calli trying to kill all the pedestrians! First time one of my sim kids have done this, cute little action!
Harper learned all her skills, no help from Sonia this time. She really is pretty worthless when it comes to doing stuff for herself besides making me have more negative points.
Oh come on now, both of you! Everyone gathered in the bathroom while Zander was going to take a shower, this caused a big huge traffic jam and everyone just stood there like idiots.
The traffic jam lasted for a bit, and when they finally did figure out how to untangle themselves from each other, Calli went in the hallway and pee'd herself.
"You are in trouble young lady! How embarrassing!"
"I'm sorry, Mom! I'm so tired and I couldn't hold it any longer!"
Poor Calliope was miserable!
Calli walked away, and Miss Goodie Goodie Sonia had a taste of her own medicine. Now who is embarrassed?
Poor Calliope then went and passed out on me. Ugh, these kids!
With that big fail, it is time for some cuteness. Harper is adorable. Everyone say Awwwww
I didn't get rid of the bee keeping box, as I really wanted fresh honey in the house. I again sent Mint to go and collect it. This time the bee's didn't attack her, and she was able to feed, clean and gather the honey.
Sonia was getting on everyone's nerves. She yelled at the kids for this and that, especially Zander. He was constantly in time out. Then she got a wild stick up her ass and started in on Mint. I have no idea what triggered it, I don't even think Mint knows.
"What the hell!"
"How dare you!"
"How dare I what?"
"Hmmph!" and she walks away.
Wow.
Finally birthday time for Calliope and Zander.
No, Calliope!
"Sorry, it's Zander's fault, he aged up in the bathroom too and won't get out!"
Following suit Sonia? Seems to be the new thing for you!
"I am sorry, I had to pee!"
You couldn't use the toilet right behind you!
"Pfft, I didn't want to."
Are you guys counting yet? Told you the points start piling up.
With Calliope becoming a teen, and seeing how pretty she really turned out, I decided here she would be the next torch holder.
*Gasps* "Really! Oh I am so shocked!"
No you're not, you knew it was coming. You never stopped pestering about it.
"You say pestering, I say persuasive."
Nooo! You just got named heir!
You too Zander?!
Ah, you one up'd your sister, I see.
Then Saxton followed suit, he decided to pass out on a field trip to the cemetery.
And then we were back to Calliope after the field trip.
"Eww, Mom, you know there is food in the kitchen!"
"I'm looking for treasures!"
While I wasn't looking, Mint decided to sift through the trash. She found Harper a new teddy bear, and a candle and bubble bath for the bathroom. Yuck!
Another Sim used our lot as her final resting place. I swear we don't have a sign saying "Die here!" but it seems its the place to go when your time is up!
"Eww what stinks!"
"Saxton!"
"I'm going to puke!"
Yep, Saxton pee'd himself and then walked away leaving a nice vapor trail.
Harper's birthday arrived, and I started wondering if I was making the right decision with Calliope. I haven't figured out what color Calliope actually is, sometimes she looks greenish, sometimes purpleish. Harper was a pretty blue! She gained the shy trait (randomized).
Turing the nursery into a bedroom for Harper, I noticed sleeping bags in the list. Oh why had I not thought of this before! I think I did, but totally forgot till now. So I bought everyone but Mint sleeping bags in hopes that the pass outs would be less. Sonia took to her's right off.
Having the artistic trait, and Mint not in the middle of painting something, Harper went straight for the easel.
What are you painting?
"I have no idea!"
Huh, maybe you should keep practicing.
Glenn (the bird) disappeared. I did find him in Zander's inventory, and took him out, after that though he was glitched and no one could hold him. So we deleted him. Mint wanted a turtle anyways, so we bought a turtle, and a lizard.
Zander skipped school for the umpteeth time and Mint gave him a what for. He's not failing yet, but he's close with a D.
Harper decided to stay after school and work on her homework where the chaos wasn't around. She then stayed after and played.
Why are you smoking?!
"Because I'm hot."
No, really, your smoking!
"Oh, you're not referring to my looks?"
No! You really are smoking!
See! What the heck!?
"I feel crispy."
*face palm* What in the world just happened?
Go take a shower.
"I can't, I'm too tired, I need to sleep."
You have a bed.
"I don't want to get it dirty."
So instead you'll sleep in front of the stove?
"Yep, great idea huh!"
I never did figure out why she was smoking and then burnt. She was just sitting there eating her dinner and blam!
Harper not you too!
Ugh, Sonia needs to die, so we can achieve the LTW and move. I don't want to really spend any money of theirs right now because I want this LTW to be complete and I don't know how much I'll spend on a new house.
Zander with another accident.
Then Harper with a pass out.
Calliope still burnt and not taking a shower.
"I'm playing with Bruce!"
Busy busy!
And Sonia with another wetting.
Then Saxton takes the cake and starts a fire.
"I had to go to the bathroom!"
But you put food in the oven and left!
"Would you rather me pee myself? Your choice!"
Pee yourself!
Thankfully no one was hurt, but the kitchen was now burnt and we had to spend money to fix it.
Again?
"I had to pee and someone is in the bathroom."
Yep, again.
At this time I bit the bullet and bought them not one, but two outhouses! Now lets see if this works.
Oh look, you found the bathroom!
"I pee'd and took a shower all at once!"
You're talented!
Wanna see Harper with another color besides blonde hair? I did, and I was so sad she had the blonde. Not that it doesn't look good, but I was trying to weed out the normal colors of hair.
"Can I turn him into a frog?!"
That's up to you, do you know how? This is the first you've whipped out your wand.
"I could try, what could it hurt!"
Sonia was now obsessed with her sleeping bag, it had been days and days since she had slept in her bed. Winter came, and she just kept on using it.
Hahaha freeze witch freeze!
Noooo! Dammit Calli don't thaw her out!
She did, and Sonia lived. Dang it!
Saxton's birthday finally came. I was sad but glad, less chaos in the house and maybe less fails. His birthday triggered, he got to the hoopin and hollerin, and then stopped and ran over to the bedroom door.
And pee'd. Really?!
He finally aged up, but was about to pass out. I decided to let him sleep the rest of the night there, and we'd move him out in the morning. He gained the childish trait and to become a Zombie Master like his Mom.
Bye Saxton!
"How rude! I stink and your making me leave!?"
You'll have your own house to take a shower in!
"I want this bathroom, I want to fight over the one shower and make others pee themselves!"
Go away now!
So with Saxton moved out, we are at the end of our update. Wanna see the totals? Mind you, we started off this update with 5 pass outs and 6 self wettings.
Here is today's totals. And I actually started the scoring part, thank you Jenn for the idea!
At least I am still in the positive. For now. Not sure if I will keep posting the scoring like this, or go back to the other way, but change it up a bit with the scores. We'll see.
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